On the New Blogger/Alien Dictionary (Or, Do you speak Eukzy?)

First and foremost, let me thank Roxy at A Woman's Write for the Supportive Comments Award.

Since this award is about offering support, I pass it onto the six people who contributed to this post, plus one extra for offering her condolences on the loss of my cat (very supportive, indeed) ;-(

The winners are:
Fairyhedgehog
Jayne
B. Miller
Nicole Ducleroir at One Significant Moment at a Time
Courtney Barr at Southern Princess
KLM at A Rock in My Pocket
Terresa at The Chocolate Chip Waffle

And now, as promised, I welcome you to the New Blogger/Alien Dictionary (very abridged version), "comade" with my Followers. Here you will find an introduction to this newly-discovered language, which has infiltrated Blogger's Word Verification system. I hope you'll be able to glean some insight into the twisted minds of both the aliens trying to take over the Internet and your fellow bloggers.

I wish to note that this idea was borrowed from Denae at My Real Life Was Backordered, as suggested by Kaylie.

DEFINITIONS
coitted - (vb.) To coit.; This is the real description for when you go to cut paper with scissors but your scissors just glide through, so you don't cut the page, you coit it.
(by Jayne)

comake - (vb.) to collaborate on making something; ex: "Hey, wanna comake these cupcakes with me?"
(by B. Miller)

impol - (n.) 1) Textspeak for impolite; 2) The Instant Messenger Secret Police; (adj.) anything skuzzy
(by Fairyhedgehog)

Neddis - (n.) An insult directed at annoying people named Ned
(by Nicole Ducleroir at One Significant Moment at a Time)

chemi - (n.) Eukzyman's favorite happy dance *see PROPER NOUNS for clarification*
retalipt - (catch phrase), Eukzyman is tight lipped on the issue.
(both by Courtney Barr at Southern Princess)

Exabiesp - (interjection) An expression of joy. Ex: Is that chocolate for me? Exabieeeeeeeeeesp!
(by KLM at A Rock in My Pocket)

bilad - (n.) a subgroup of quadrupeds
(by Samantha Bennet at Show and Tell)

PROPER NOUNS
Eukzyman - (n.) the self-elected leader of the aliens
(by me)

Vladimon - (n.) Eukzyman's second in command (He used to be a Bulgarian wrestler.)
(also by KLM)

USAGE
Now, here's an entire sentence involving the famed ruler, Eukzyman, so you can see other vocabulary in practice:
Undinats nuballi vachesti. Dicatele ingdede consin, Eukzyman!

Which translates in English to:
Check out this blogger. She is awesome, Eukzyman! (spoken by Vladimon and taken from my previous post, On Word Verification - 4/15/10)


Well, I hope this brief dictionary has, at the very least, entertained you today. It should help explain why I refuse to remove Word Verification from my comments section...it's just too much fun! If you'd like to become a "comaker" of this dictionary and help expand the content, I'm happy to hear your definitions...so long as it isn't anything too "impol".